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Can MAGA brains do math?

Ask a MAGA addled brain to read this graph, above, and ask them which number is bigger.

If they can tell you, then you can have a real conversation about how much better their economic situation is these days.

If not, the hate news has likely rotted their brains beyond repair. Best to pray for their kids.

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Dick + taters = dictators

When I see extremists wearing their tactical gear and tactical black and white American flag shirts these days, I just can’t help but think, “What a dick.”

But then it dawned on me, these dicks want to turn America into a dictatorship, so they’re really dick-taters.

So now when I talk to them, I just can’t help but call them spuds, for the wannabe ‘taters that they are.

So I can’t help but throw it out there.

“What’s up, spud?”

“Look, spud, what you’re saying is crazy talk. America want a functioning democracy, not a life-term dic-‘tater-ship.”

“Lots of spuds like you used to be my buds, what happened to you?”

That kind of thing.