When I see extremists wearing their tactical gear and tactical black and white American flag shirts these days, I just can’t help but think, “What a dick.”
But then it dawned on me, these dicks want to turn America into a dictatorship, so they’re really dick-taters.
So now when I talk to them, I just can’t help but call them spuds, for the wannabe ‘taters that they are.
So I can’t help but throw it out there.
“What’s up, spud?”
“Look, spud, what you’re saying is crazy talk. America want a functioning democracy, not a life-term dic-‘tater-ship.”
“Lots of spuds like you used to be my buds, what happened to you?”
That kind of thing.
Categories